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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(via ruinedchildhood)

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via ruinedchildhood)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(via ruinedchildhood)

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sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

(via ruinedchildhood)

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quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

(via ruinedchildhood)

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mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

(via ruinedchildhood)

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sophadilliac:

zayniepaynie:

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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#beliebers

(via ruinedchildhood)

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